I can teach anybody how to get what they want to get out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Quotes by Mark Twain